In St. Kitts:
Our tour guide complained that the current president misled people of the island during his campaign by promising not to cut sugarcane production, but did so after a year in office. And a woman on the tour gushed, "How come you don't have a revolution?"
In Forever21, 34th Street:
A woman told her friend who had just bought two little turtles in one of those plastic tanks, "Look, they are having sex." The friend replied, "Turtles don't have sex, fool. They lay eggs!"
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